50 Tyson is My Hero.

Everybody knows who 50 Tyson is by now. If not, I'll elaborate: 50 tyson aka Fatty Fitty aka 50 IQ is notoriously known for his horrible rapping skills performed in his YouTube videos. He's best known for such singles as "Can I Hold You Down" and "I Ain't Gon' Lie", where he loses train of thought mid-flow, and can't remember what number comes after 16. 50 Tyson has become so popular, in fact, that Kevin Hart did an impersonation of him on his own YouTube account.

Some say 50 Tyson is slow, I say someone that slow wouldn't be able to operate a camera. Since when did a severe lack of talent transform into a mental disability? If that's the case, then Miley Cyrus has been running around without her helmet for far too long.

With the sudden e-fame that 50 Tyson is receiving, he's been used to promote other YouTube channels such as TheOfficialTrade. I'm guessing it's without 50's consent, seeing as how they've taken all his videos and put them on their account with a link covering the whole picture of the video saying he's been "hacked". Another factor is that they've used the account name "hd50tyson1" where 50 Tyson's account name is "hd50tyson". Hmm; peculiar. Sadly enough, the publicity isn't working in their favor, and they're more known for "stealing from an autisitic 17-year-old". Womp, womp. The only thing worse than having no talent, is stealing from someone who has no talent. #wheredeydodatat ?

50 Tyson is my hero simply because he's genuine. And with all genuine people come the clones of personality-deficient nobodies. Luckily nobody wants to be like me (:

Here's to you, 50 Tyson!